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Comedy Central
Jan 22, 2013 11:00pm PST
returned. i'm right back here in exactly the same spot as last time! the atmosphere, the energy here is electric. [ laughter ] we can move closer. we can walk closer than this. let's just walk. okay. so it was off to a slow start. we have have the right day today, right? this is it? we can pick it up. we can really move. i was expecting a few more people than this. >> just wait around. you'll see. they coming. >> this feels a bit more like an ultimate frisbee signup. this is nice. >> slightly less people than in 2009 but they more than made up for it with enthusiasm. how excited are you to be here? >> i'm tired. >> yay! >> yay! >> yay! >> last time it felt like an historic event. this one feels more like a constitutionally mandated process. >> ah, i would say so. >> what was wrong with these people? 2009 they understood the scale of what is happening. >> for me it's the most historic event that is happening. >> number one. >> number one in terms of history of the world. it's better than the moon landing, way better than the moon landing. >> how is it possible that weapon went from th
Comedy Central
Jan 23, 2013 11:00pm PST
atomic energy. is that a moral concern? >> i think so. i used to fly f-18 for the navy, flying it ten years ago was difficult because it was me talking to one other person on the radio making the decisions under stress over a target. today we have drones and other people on the ground and they are talking to each other. they are talking to the air traffic control plane in the sky. they are talking to people at the pentagon, for example, so we've got a lot more people talking in real-time. so i think drone warfare is say safer, more effective form of warfare. less collateral damage and press blue on blue kills which is when we kill our own people. >> jon: what about a death star? >> i signed that petition. >> jon: did you really? why didn't you sign that petition? [ laughter ] when you think about it if you say it's sort of an easier technology, is that the kind of thing where -- you know, i always -- listen, i watch a lot of movies. anything like the clone armies, drones -- all those types of things. you see 30 years from now there may be robotic warfare where there are, you know kill
Comedy Central
Jan 24, 2013 11:00pm PST
the laws of conservation and matter of energy means something on the committee would balance with equal hyperbole. >> i think you accept the cull. ability for the worst tragedy since 9/11. >> jon: someone is forgetting iraq but done. [cheers and applause] >> jon: welcome back. [cheers and applause] obviously, america is going through a tough time. we're a nation in decline. the american century is over. oh, we had toilet paper stuck to our shoes since 2005 and nobody bothered to tell us. it could even leave some of our young people feeling hopeless. [ laughter ] [cheers and applause] end up dressing in black and writing in a notebook all the time. [ laughter ] what rhymes with henri? this country isn't hopeless especially compared to china. while we're suck funyon dust and going broke it seems like china has it all, a growing economy and so many pandas they have been forced to a two panda policy. from now on in china, this is true, only two pandas per family. the place is just ripe with (bleep) pandas. guess what? the grass isn't always greener. >> in china, hazardous record high pollut
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